chrispinemastree: vandalswithjetpacks: The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable. #you have provided great suction upon my genitals m’lady
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
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grotle: if you want to find the biggest asshole at a party, leave a acoustic guitar out
maliciousmelons: Seeing where your elementary school friends end up is always fun.